Sunday, March 25, 2012

A Note from Bear (or how my life has changed)

Bear here,

 I tell you my life has sure changed since January (the last 2 months). Before these new owners scooped me up, I had the run of 12 acres. I spent most of my time outside and only came in at night to sleep on the garage floor. I saw the lady owner once a day when she gave me my dry brown stuff she called kibble.

Talk about trauma!! These 2 people showed up and petted me and handed my owner lady some green flat stuff (my owner pays for stuff i want with it, so it must be worth something, but if you ask me its not it doesnt smell good so its not to eat). Then they stuffed me in this grey big thing they call a truck. This truck was very scary, you aren't gonna believe this!! It moves on its own!!!

Once I got to this new place, they call home, they stuffed me in this box and wet stuff came down on me, they put this other stuff on me that doesn't smell like food but smells okay. But the new owner lady said I smelt better.

They gave me lots of pets and hugs and praise. They even took me to this big box that is filled with dog chewing things (they call it the pet store). I get bones to chew on, balls to pop, and these hard chewy things that my new owner lady calls treats.

Now, I hate to be outside. I've decided this thing they call the bed is much better to be on, though they don't like me on it much when I've been outside and its wet. The bad thing is they make me stay outside when they do this thing they call farming. (Bears owner here --Bear hates to be outside now more than a half hour, thinks he's being tortured) Though if I'm out a while, the owner lady gives me this clear stuff she calls ICE which I love to crunch on.

But I've figured out that if I'm good outside , they give me this white stuff they call ice cream, MAN THAT STUFF IS AMAZING!!! Or they take me out for a TRUCK RIDE which is pretty cool now too, since I get this thing they call BURGERS!!!

So all in all, I think I got it pretty good compared to my old life!
Bear your friendly Newfoundland puppy!

7 comments:

  1. Thanks for posting this as it made me smile. We don't have a dog, but we have 3 Tom Cats all less then 18 months old. Spooky orange oldest 17 months, we got him when he was about a moth old. we had to bottle feed. He's my buddy.

    Shadow all gray a big baby. year old. Family before us, their little girl carried her around like a baby. Bandit is light/dark gray tiger strip. Wife spoils him. Another family had him as a kitten and had to get rid of him. They had him a month. He was afraid when we got him, but fit right in.

    We all spoil our pets.

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    1. We have two cats as well, both rescues from an adult cat no kill shelter. One we affectionately call one eye (or Jethro Bodine)..since he has chronic eye infections during any month of the year that has pollen. The other one we call sewer breath (or Horatio) cuz man does it smell sometimes.

      We have our ups and downs with them. Frankly they both don't hunt worth a damn and are bed hogs but nothing beats a purring cat on your lap except for maybe a tail thumping dog.

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  2. Bear - i am so glad that you found some good humans to take care of you!

    Beth - this put a smile on my face, too! i'd love to see some pics of the little guy!

    jambaloney has gone into town today and will check the mailbox - i am praying that the seeds are in! do you still want the same seeds that you asked for in your email? or would you like different seeds. check my inventory of herbs and veg (on the blog) and send me an email if you want additional/different seeds.

    your friend,
    kymber

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    1. Little guy?? Up and over 100 lbs now! He's like having 5 teenagers in the house, eats me out of house and home. Will try to get some more pictures on the blog soon, just been so out straight with the farm.

      Hope they are there (the seeds that is) and whatever you wanna send is fine. Thanks =)

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  3. Beth - i need a proper list of what you want otherwise i will end up sending my entire seed stash - bahahahah! got a phone call from jambaloney - he's got your package and i can't wait to get it! soooo exciting! your seeds will be in the mail on wednesday!

    your friend,
    kymber

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  4. Beth - i have done up your package of seeds and jambaloney will mail them on thursday. i received your package yesterday and all i can say is - thank you! thank you! thank you!

    check out my latest post which mentions why i like blogging. and i refer to you in it! i hope that you don't mind!

    your friend,
    kymber

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  5. That was a really cute post! I really enjoyed it. Bear has quite a voice. He made me smile.

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